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This is dead on, except it needs more swearing and crying.
I misstated my year on more than one occasion. Once it's more than 4 there's kind of a probabilistic nature to it.
The repeated head-banging against the hood sash is how I felt every minute of everyday in grad school.
Spot on! Drugmonkey were did you find this? It should be a requirement for incoming grad students.
Totally unrealistic: He never said, "Fucke this shitte. I'm gonna go to fucken law school and become a patent attorney."
Patent attorney? Dear God no! Low blow.
HAHAHAHA I totally marched into my advisor's office and said that I was taking the LSAT and becoming a patent lawyer!!
Holy shit that is fucking bang on!!
HAHAHAHAHAA
Hey, students - this is you HAHAHAHAAA
...god I'm glad it was so long ago the memories are fading...
Pretty good, but I agree with Becca and Comrade, where's the swearing? I did a lot of that, when I was doing my PhD, and it was usually in Spanish... (:-)....
ARGH SO DEPRESSING.
Oh well at least I am scheduled to finish in one form or another in a few months. Hopefully I will be less formless than I fear haha...
[...] a similar but more long-winded vein there’s also this video (originally seen on Drug Monkey’s blog). I know I’ve said many of those clichés at least once, if not every day during my [...]