From the Classified section of the student paper at my fair university late last week, the full extent of the listings under "Employment":
In case you can't read the text in the image:
$ $ Sperm Donors Wanted $ $
Earn up to $1,200/month and help create families. Convenient Palo Alto location. Apply online: [URL redacted]
Female Masseuse Wanted
For a private gentlemen [sic], no experience necessary.
Minimum age 18 Cash. [sic]
[phone number redacted]
I don't even know what to say about this. Except that I hope the Career Center has more options.