Remember that whole "avocados and eggplants go straight to the womb because they shaped like wombs"? It turns out that's a THING. Like, a thing that people actually believe.
Via Josh Rosenau, and presented with eyerolling.
Food Patterns of our Body Proof for Intelligent Design from blowthetrumpet on GodTube.
Yes. Josh found the video via a Christian forum...that was mocking it ruthlessly. Good people.



Now I'm confused. I never ate walnuts because I though it was mean to eat something so intelligent, like them, or bonobos, or dolphins. Walnuts must be intelligent because they look like brains.
Are you criticizing my diet?!
Please tell me you've seen the "bananas are from god" video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGMuIyBK5P4
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