D-List Monktress-the one and only Hermitage.
n00b-What I once was. Consider it like a caterpillar before chrysalis. Potentially an extremely stupid caterpillar.
Previous Awesome PI (PAPI)- An old PI that rocks my world and is generally the awesomesauce.
Professional Haughty Douchenozzle (PhD)-That special breed of graduate student that seems to subsist entirely upon being an asshole.
Professor Positive-My current PI who is perpetually upbeat. Also the awesomesauce.
Yes We Rock and You Can Suck It Uber Institute/University-A variety of badass universities that do badass science. Whom also rejected me.
Reviewer 1: That asshole that keeps tanking my paper in review. Grrr...
Zombie Trout-An analogy to one of the several awesome techniques I use in lab. Also an easter egg for The Middleman fans.
