I’ve been suffering through dealing with some unbelievably horrible and unfortunately very unbloggable shit recently which is why I haven’t been ranting as much as usual here. The stress from this hellish experience has been sucking my lifeforce away and I am close to being nothing but a near-empty shell. A shell that still eats far too much chocolate and has well and truly fallen off the Doritos wagon but a near-empty shell nonetheless.
But I’ve also been the recipient of some nice things recently that are unfortunately also unbloggable. No, I haven’t gotten a goddamned grant yet. Sigh. Should hear any day now about the five grants I have pending. Just need one of them. Just one. I sacrificed a chicken to the funding gods and everything. Surely that should work. Someone told me that it was ok if I ate the chicken after the sacrifice was finished. It was delicious. Hopefully the funding gods won't mind.
In the meantime, I’m gearing up to take a vacation next week to Somewhere That Is Not Here. Which will be nice. Looking forward to getting away from the unbelievably horrible and very unbloggable shit for a while. I haven’t killed anyone so I think I deserve a break right now. Hoping to return to even more of the nice but also unbloggable stuff.
Hmmmm ... maybe it's time to sacrifice another chicken. One can never appease the fundings gods too much.