Dear Santa,
I think I've been almost mostly good this year and I've left you some tasty chocolates and a family sized bag of Doritos. Please bring me some grant funding success in the New Year.
Safe travels across the roof tops, dude.
PiT.
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I hope you find some chocolate and a variety of Doritos under your tree. And honestly fat man, you could give the nice lady a notice of award as well too in her stocking.
Best letter to Santa. Ever. Good luck in the new year!!
After all the milk and cookies, maybe the Doritos will be such a welcome change that he will give you what you ask for.
Can I get added to that grant-wanting list, too?
Who can resist a big bag of Doritos?? No-one
I hope you get the funding and a happy times. If i were Santa I would give you what you wanted (it's easier than world peace and all that jazz...)
Sorry, Doritos don't turn me on.
Everyone knows that *I* wear the pants in this marriage. Bring the Doritos to me, Santa, and give PiT a grant (or three). Otherwise ...
Ah, okay. I guess you'll want the chocolates too.
They're supposed to be Doritos cookies with chocolate chips. But you've still got two days to correct this grave error.
Damn... is family sized Doritos what it takes?! All these years and no clue...