Indoor Wildlife

Feb 07 2012 Published by under [Biology&Environment]

My betta, the iFish, and I have shared office space for two years, including a major relocation. Last week I finally got the stuff together and cleaned his tank after about 6 months. I run a filter, so that duration works just fine. However, I left a sustained release feeder for Science Online. Then I forgot and left the light on one weekend. By Monday, we had algae.

Happy iFish

Today he demonstrated his utter happiness by spending the morning building a bubble nest. He has done this before, but never one so large!

I began to worry about his intentions, so I decided to read a bit about this behavior. Did he have ulterior motives toward me? He does occasionally puff up and "threaten" those who enter my office. According to the folks at NippyFish:

This nest building behavior is instinctual for male bettas and it is not necessary to have a female present to observe your betta building his nest. Most males will blow bubbles but the rate and size of the nest seems to depend on the individual male and possibly, other factors like age, health and water parameters.

Some males will frequently blow bubbles and you may find new nests on a weekly or even daily basis. Others may only blow a few nests a year. Healthy males tend to blow nests more often so if you see one consider it a good sign that your betta is happy and healthy.

The NippyFish link also includes some higher quality bubble nest photos. I also find it fun that the male betta is so integral to child-rearing. He builds the nest, gathers eggs into it after spawning, guards it, and returns any eggs that fall out. Turns out the fierce Siamese fighting fish is a gentle parent, at least until the fry mature.

Of course, we all get that urge to kill our teenagers.

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Holiday Nostalgia: Bending Traditions

Dec 29 2011 Published by under Wackaloonacy

So I am back at the office today, once again making the world safe for urine. The holidays went well, with both of my offspring returning to the nest for gifts and incredibly fattening food.

We moved into our house in August, so we had a first Christmas here. The new digs accommodated the 12 foot tree and our usual decor. The floor space of the great room is a bit smaller, leading to a change in our Christmas traditions and complaints from the children.

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When I was a small child, I had a book about Santa. The d00d in red complained to his spouse that he made toys all year, but he never got to play with them. Mrs. Claus (obviously the brains in the couple) suggested he unwrap the toys at his final stop and play with them while he had his snack.

Of course, my home always had that honor. Toys were not only unwrapped, but often STILL RUNNING on Christmas morning. Santa barely escaped detection in Springfield, MO, every single year...

Same thing with my own children in Omaha...until this year. With less floor space, Santa only left gifts in stockings-small, but often expensive, gifts in the socks. No iPads or other gizmos piled in the floor. Lots of wrapped gifts crowded under the tree, though.

You would have thought someone got killed.

Of course, when I suggested that our "tradition" would be revived for grandchildren, they decided that toys in the floor were not that crucial to Christmas happiness. Neither of my offspring is anxious to reproduce, and I am profoundly glad that is true for my 19-year-0ld, 1-semester-of-college-done son. If daughter would (1) get real job instead of internship and (2) get married (hey, I'm old-fashioned about legal-commitment-before-reproduction), being a grandmother would suit me fine. But no pressure, kid. Do it on your own terms (you will anyway).

I hope all my fellow WhizBangers had good holidays, whatever form of celebration your solstice commemoration may have taken.

Oh, I downloaded several articles that should lead to posts with medical/scientific/and/or academic themes over the coming weeks. Stay tuned!

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Now That's a Paper!

Nov 14 2011 Published by under [Information&Communication]

After 10 days on the road, I am up to my nose in stuff-that-must-be-done-today.

However, I had to share this example of scientific writing from my perpetual roomate for Kidney Week, Teri (PDF can be downloaded here):

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Courtesy of Google Ads

Oct 28 2011 Published by under [Science in Society]

I am a little unmotivated today, given the late but favorable outcome of last night's World Series Game 6 (Go Cardinals!). As I read stuff in emails and my feeds, I got directed to a couple of postings over at Free Thought Blogs by Jen McCreight.Once again, a young woman has been told to shut up so she does not offend anyone.

I clicked through to read the edited version of the original "offensive" post, which I found completely inoffensive. Of course, being a liberal scientist-type woman whose life has been spent mostly in the bible belt, I found much to identify with and appreciate. I particularly liked this bit, when someone felt that Jen should not be shocked that biology majors may not accept evolution:

We don’t give chemistry degrees to people who believe in alchemy. We don’t give aerospace engineering degrees to people who think planes are held up by fairies. We don’t give geology degrees to people who think the Earth is made of chocolate pudding.  But we have no problem giving biology degrees to people who think an invisible supernatural being created life, despite it having as much evidence as Puddingology. I should feel shocked that people who reject the fundamental concepts of their field can still successfully earn a degree.

Of course, the side-splitting part of the whole endeavor occurred when I scrolled down toward the comments. Google Ads helpfully placed this at the bottom of the post:

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Yes, It Is Friday

Oct 14 2011 Published by under Travel, Wackaloonacy

So my live tweeting from Vision2020 was suppressed by our basement location. The events this week focused on working. Last year we conversed and defined the problems women still face in the US. This year we moved toward solutions.

Since no trip goes unpunished, I returned to the office this morning with a bit of trepidation. My assistant greeted me and then asked to copy my driver's license. As I handed it to her, she explained that the hospital wanted a copy of a government-issued ID. We had sent one of my US passport, but the office clerk in the credentials center did not realize that was "government-issued." It was easier to send a copy of my license than argue.

Sigh.

Next week I will discuss my times in Chicago here and at AWEnow (the project I am doing for Vision2020). In the meantime, try to have a great weekend. And consider giving to DonorsChoose.

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Funny Friday

Sep 23 2011 Published by under Wackaloonacy

A friend sent me a joke this week. As I find myself running out of energy today, I decided to share it with you because

  1. It made me smile
  2. I am too lazy to write anything else
  3. This teacher is clearly a badass, the honey badger of elementary education (it appears to be Scientopia's theme this week)

Big People Words

A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk!

"You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them.

She asked John what he had done over the weekend.

"I went to visit my Nana."

"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!"

She then asked Mitchell what he had done.

"I took a ride on a choo-choo."

She said. "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big People' words."

She then asked little Alex what he had done.

"I read a book," he replied.

"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"

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Alex thought really hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride and said:

"Winnie the SHIT"

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And You Thought the Tea Party Was Wacky?

Jul 06 2011 Published by under Wackaloonacy

Over the weekend, I toured the Eisenhower Museum and Library in Abilene, KS. Particularly interesting was the video of Ike's farewell address that warned us of the dangers of the military industrial complex:

Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, signifies in the final sense a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed.

Can you imagine any of the current crop of GOP candidates saying such a thing? We also never learned what Ike thought about evolution, yet the Republicans let him lead their party for two terms. The museum also omitted Kay Summersby while providing several exhibits on Mamie's fashion sense.

As we in the US gear up for an election only 488 days away, it can be educational to examine the process of leader selection in other countries. Indeed, other places on the globe have less expensive, more civilized campaigns that we in the US could seek to emulate. The Swiss may have jumped the shark, though, with the birth of the AntiPowerPoint Party. You read that correctly- this political party is dedicated to the elimination of (most) presentation software. They estimate that presentation software costs the European economy tons each year, although many of the numbers appear to be pulled out of thin air via someone's colon:

The situation in Switzerland:

In Switzerland there are 4.1 million employees (students and pupils should also be counted). Let's make the conservative assumption that 11 % of them have to assist to PowerPoint* presentations on a regular basis. In that context we will assume that the presentations take place twice a week on average and have an average number of 10 participants (in big companies and institutions like ABB, Novartis, the Army, and universities… . The average number of participants may be umpteen times higher). Let us further assume that not all but only 85 percent of the participants find that the presentations are killing motivation. We will then consider the Swiss average hourly rate of 56.30 CHF. These assumptions will give us an annual monetary destruction of

2.1 billion Swiss Francs!

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Anyone in the world can join the APPP for free, and the web site has been translated into a number of languages. They would love for you to buy their book, The PowerPoint Fallacy. So if we don't use PowerPoint or its cousins, how do we communicate stuff to groups? Matthias Poehm, the party's founder, recommends the humble flip chart.

It can be proven that EACH slide containing text, a diagram or a schematic illustration has a drastically reduced effect compared to a real human creating something on a flip-chart. This is due to the fact that the effect of an illustration is not generated by the result but by THE ACT OF CREATING the result. It is the latter that provides the effect and not the result itself. That is the reason why PowerPoint* can not work.

I'm trying to imagine 10 minute abstract talks with folks drawing each graph on a flip chart...

The best part of the site provides examples of bad slides. No, not merely bad; supremely horrible slides. Below is an example:

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This slide from the US army gave a clearly laid out representation of the influence of various factors on the war in Afghanistan. General McChrystal, to whom the slide was presented, commented as follows: “When we understand that slide, we’ll have won the war”

As far as I can tell the APPP promotes no specific candidates for office, merely the elimination or reduction of presentation software.

I wonder how much stock this dude has in flip charts and Sharpies?

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Circular Steps

Jun 10 2011 Published by under Wackaloonacy

A number of folks have been exploring a Wikipedia exercise this week after it was highlighted on xkcd. Click on the first link not in parentheses  in any Wikipedia entry. Keep doing this and eventually, you end up at Philosophy.

A number of inquiring minds have shared their trips through the wikis; to date, everyone ends up at Philosophy. The only variable is the number of clicks.

What happens if you start with Philosophy? How long does it take to get back?

 

  1. Reason
  2. Rationality
  3. Economics
  4. Social Sciences
  5. Academic Disciplines
  6. Academia
  7. Community
  8. Interaction
  9. Causality
  10. Event (Philosophy)
  11. Property (Philosophy)
  12. Modern Philosophy
  13. Philosophy

And now we know. Have a good weekend; I will be taking some time away from le blogge to enjoy my visiting spouse and watch the sprog play baseball.

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One of THOSE Days

Feb 15 2011 Published by under Medical Paperwork

I have begun my battle with paperwork necessary to change positions and move to a new state. Oklahoma MD licensing requires nine forms that I downloaded, including a test on medical-legal issues. From prior experience, I know the real fun will happen when I have my license and must get certified with every health plan in the new state.

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This week I found out that they will need to see my actual social security card. Like all good girls, I read the instructions on the card and put it in a safe place. Where that place may be is currently unclear, but I am sure the card remains quite safe. So today I filled out an application for a replacement card and brought my passport to the local Social Security office.

I was planning to run by on the way home yesterday, but I discovered the office closes at 4 pm.

So I request my card and show them the passport, the only single document that can confirm US citizenship for employment purposes. They hand me a print-out, and the birthdate is wrong. The clerk goes back through my history and discovers that in 1984, when my name changed with marriage, someone transposed the digits in my day of birth from "12" to "21." My original application in 1976 had "12" on it, as does every other form of identification I possess. I hand back my passport which includes the correct date of birth; however, birth date can only be established by an original birth certificate with raised seal. Never mind that the government put the date on my passport using my birth certificate - I must bring in the actual certificate between 9 am and 4 pm on a non-federal-holiday weekday to correct this information. Or mail in my official copy of my birth certificate and hope I do not need it for another hoop-jump in the coming 2 weeks.

I guess I should be glad that I found this now, when correcting it remains an annoyance, rather than when I needed to collect benefits. Still, I feel like I am jumping through hoops of red tape.

That feeling will only get worse as I start filling out these damn forms...

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Weekend Time!

Dec 03 2010 Published by under Wackaloonacy

The week ended with a couple of long days.

Yesterday we approved a new PhD in Cellular and Integrative Physiology. As part of the committee, I feel proud to send this fine young scholar out into the cold world of post-doctoral education.

Today my own student gave a brief presentation, and I had a bunch of stuff to write for various commitments. All done in time to go grocery shopping on the way home.

Next week I promise some medical postings, but for now I will leave you with a laugh:

You know you love LOLCatz...

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